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Posted by F. Gump (75.120.129.95) on 11:50:51 04/01/14
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast
infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the
belly. He was 49.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of
celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.
Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker,
the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled
high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described the
Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy
rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with
turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much
of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at
times, he was still a crusty old man and was considered a positive
roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John
Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had a bun in the oven. He is also
survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 350 for about 20 minutes.
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