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Posted by F. Gump (75.120.145.54) on 19:30:33 04/20/15
In Reply to: Privacy is over rated. posted by The Mill
then you're not trying hard enough. Practice curling up in a ball on the floor and moaning. Buy the book "How to Self Pity for Dummies" on Amazon. Cry spontaneously. If anybody asks why you're crying just cry harder. Tell a policeman to arrest someone (pick somebody at random). If he asks why they need arrested tell him he was watching you breathe and he was counting the number of breaths you took.
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