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Posted by Paul (63.153.5.242) on 07:58:23 12/09/18


JUST TRYING TO HELP THE "DO GOODERS" IN lOON lAND. nOW THAT ALL THE
CONFEDERATE STATUTES ARE TORN DOWN, AUNT JAMIMA PAMCAKE SYRUP IS OFF THE SHELVES, CAN'T SING "OLD BLACK JOE" IT IS TIME TO ATTACK THE REAL BAD GUYS-----CHRISTMAS


1. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus: subjecting minors to softcore porn

2. The Christmas Song: Open fire? Pollution. Folks dressed up like Eskimos? Cultural appropriation

3. Holly Jolly Christmas: Kiss her once for me? Unwanted advances

4. White Christmas? Racist

5. Santa Claus is Coming to Town: Sees you when you re sleeping? Knows when you re awake? Peeping Tom stalker

6. Most Wonderful Time of the Year: Everyone telling you be of good cheer? Forced to hide depression

7. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Bullying

8. It s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas: Forced gender-specific gifts: dolls for Janice and Jen and boots and pistols (GUNS!) for Barney and Ben

9. Santa Baby: Gold digger, blackmail

10. Frosty the Snowman: Sexist; not a snow woman

11. Do You Hear What I Hear: blatant disregard for the hearing impaired

12. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas: Make the yuletide GAY? Wow, just wow

13. Jingle Bell Rock: Giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet: animal abuse

14. Mistletoe and Holly: Overeating, folks stealing a kiss or two? How did this song ever see the light of day?

15. Winter Wonderland: Parson Brown demanding they get married forced partnership

16. And the all time greats: THROW MAMA FROM THE TRAIN (A KISS) ADVOCATES MURDER, and GO AWAY LITTLE GIRL BEFORE I ASK YOU TO STAY (PEDOPHILIA)

Meantime, it is 5 degrees here in Bozeman. Clear sky. No wind.



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