There's only three real people who still post here... Dan M., Buck, and...


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Posted by Buck (104.220.148.150) on 11:18:12 02/18/21

...it can be you. A position has opened up. This is your time to
shine. To make a real difference. To be in the spotlight not just
for you, but for anything you think deserves it. Even though people
don't post here, I can guarantee you there's 2, perhaps three people
who will see your post. Every... single... week. Week in and week
out. Be brave. Grab that bat and step up to the plate. And eat it
like Ozzy. You WILL get noticed. Dan M., Buck, and (insert your
name here), are the only real posters. There's an empty spot on the
wall for a new portrait in the hallway leading to the executive
suites. It won't be as big as John U's gigantic, monstrous mural
just before you get to the golden bathroom, but you will get the code
to enter the bathroom, where in stall number 7 if you pull up and
then diagonal down on the paper roll holder while listening to the
second chorus of Bob Seger's Night Moves it opens up a secret passage
that leads directly to... well, you'll just have to find out. Post.
A lot. You won't regret it. Next Tuesday evening there's a
manager's reception in the Loon lobby where John, aka Silverwolf,
will make an exciting entrance rappelling down the side of the
escalator in a Speedo wearing a cape, just to set the tone of the
party, and hoping to get you drunk enough on free cheap wine to start
posting pictures of NPS employees bbq'ing on their porch grills.
Then you're golden.



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