Paul's idea of a National Park is...


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Posted by Buck (67.159.128.21) on 12:25:14 05/14/24

In Reply to: Clarification? posted by Dan M.

...don't be active, be quiet with tripods on a roadside pullout. Even if there's no animals active, wait and wait and wait with cameras until they eventually appear. Don't let kids, god forbid, get out of the car and climb on some rocks and actually get out and enjoy nature, away from the pullouts. Away from the snooty non-Americans with tripods, 600mm lenses (that's how they see nature, through a monster telephoto lens), or scopes on a tripod that are powerful enough to see the dumb American flag on the moon. Don't let kids laugh and play and be loud, enjoying nature in a way that puts the tripodders to utter shame. The tripodders should just get a 4K tv and watch Planet Earth, it's pretty much the same thing and you won't have to deal with annoying American families with children exploring God's beautiful creation, or the results of random evolution if you prefer. There should be signs throughout the park, only for ugly Americans, that says "STAY IN YOUR CAR AT ALL TIMES unless you have a tripod and camera/scope, then you can wait forever and hope you see something non-American."



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